The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/29/2022 Poor Traci is stuck on the rope thingie while everyone else is invested in the Teresa/Margaret fight. Wait, who the hell is Serena? Traci looks like a deer caught in headlights watching the fight. No fire, knives or forks…..smart woman. Dolores sitting there just …
The Real Housewives of New York City: Double the Apples? The Real Housewives of New York City is said to be returning….with a new twist. Andy Cohen, who has been involved with the franchise since the beginning said that there is a plan to bring back not one, but TWO RHONY shows. The first one …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/22/2022 Woodchucks can’t chuck wood, their name is a lie. This made me laugh way too hard. Jennifer’s kids are hilarious. Margaret’s makeup looks amazing at the coffee meeting with Jennifer. Did Margaret really bring her own creamer to the coffee shop? That is….special. Listening …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/15/2022 It was awfully sweet of Frankie to try and talk to Bill. No matter what the guys think of Jen, they had NO RIGHT to call her disgusting and a bad person to her husband’s face. Tiki’s got a hold of my arm and …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season Two Reunion Part 3 Snark and Highlights Duy says there have been no applications for sister wives. Glad he cleared that up. I am glad that Whitney’s business is doing well. I had forgotten about CleavageGate and hope I never have to hear Seth talk about Whitney’s …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/8/2022 Traci is really good at sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong. She really doesn’t have the right to say how Teresa should treat her brother. Teresa is right, if she makes it clear she doesn’t want to talk about something or have a …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion Part 2 Recap for 3/6/2022 I am a lawyer. How did I not know Meredith was a lawyer? TWO conversations of meaning off camera. One with Mary and one with Meredith,…..okay then, Lisa! Lisa really needs to stop being so nasty to Meredith over the memorial. Andy …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/1/2022 What happened to you….question mark. Talk to text sounds hilarious sometimes. It was kind of rude of Teresa to leave Jennifer hanging like that. Especially since she was supposed to be hosting a party and now Jennifer has to pick up the slack. United …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion Part 1 Quick-Cap for 2/27/2022 The reunion was filmed prior to Jennie’s firing over her controversial social media posts. Therefore, the issue was not addressed. The winter wonderland reunion set is beyond gorgeous. Mary did not attend because she was upset about what was said about her …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Quick-Cap for 2/22/2022 Dolores referred to Jackie as THIS? WTF does that even mean? Frank saying that Dolores is not the kind of woman you want to piss off….WOW. He is right though? These women call each other out for stuff….then turn and do the same exact thing. That …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Quick-Cap for 2/20/2022 If I had a shot every time Lisa said, ‘love it,’ I would be dead. Seeing Jen go through and sell everything is so weird. I wonder what will happen next for her and her family, especially with the trial. It is so heartbreaking to …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 2/15/2022 Seeing Dolores with her kids is adorable, but it is kind of weird that Gabby calls her and Frank by their first names. I could never do that, but that it is just me. I had no idea the kids never lived with Frank….at …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 2/8/2022 I don’t insult, I retaliate. I love this and live this. Jennifer is right, you don’t bring stuff like this up…..especially in public. I just realized Teresa is right. She brought up the alleged Evan affair at his party and then Margaret brought up …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 2/6/2022 Meredith is right, if she had masterminded the arrest, you’d think she would want ringside seats to watch it go down. ‘You live at Taco Bell’ is an insult that will live rent free in my mind. For someone who eats fast food …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 2/1/2022 You can go to Halloween as a botched patient. Jen’s daughter is hysterical. It is so weird that Baby Joey Gorga went from being christened on the show to wanting to look sexy. They grow so fast. Those sandwiches Teresa had delivered look amazing. …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 1/30/2022 Enjoy this promised land while it lasts, Heather! Somehow, I think this peace is temporary. Those must be really shitty extensions if they fell out all over the place. ATV, horseback riding or spa….I pick spa! Jen seems to regret her choice by …
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2 Snark and Highlights Sandoval is STILL being a tool about this partnership debacle. James should never had said anything about Raquel’s nose. It is her life, her body and her business. Lisa buying the foot pics to keep the girls from failing at anything is such a funny, cute thing …
Vanderpump Rules Season Nine Reunion Snark and Highlights Part 1 You are all worth wearing pants for….LOVE IT! Lisa is one of the happiest grandmas I have ever seen. Nanny Pinky is such a fitting name. Charli looks incredible, I didn’t know she gained 45 lbs during COVID. My heart breaks for both James and …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Highlights and Snark for 1/23/2022 Van trip from hell, dinner table from horrors, storming in and out….so any other day in Housewives land? Go call the FBI, they will tell you! That line made me laugh more than it should have. Meredith is being awfully defensive over this….especially …
The Real Housewives of Orange County Snark and Highlights for 1/19/2022 The swimsuit shopping trip looks like a lot of fun. I feel like I am shopping with two Smurfs. I died laughing at that, mostly because I used to be called a Smurfette at my old job. Calling Noella out for talking about others….pot, …
Vanderpump Rules Season Finale Snark and Highlights for 1/18/2022 Morpheus? That is the chicest thing you have been called? All righty, then! Finally, Scheana sees that this secret wedding is a BADDDDDDD idea. That being said, she can share the engagement news AFTER the weekend instead of making it about herself and whining that she …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 1/16/2022 Jennie is right, the proper way to fight is removing your earrings and putting your hair up. In all honesty, this fight is pretty lame. Just screaming, fighting and bitch-slapping. Heather, there is no alliance, this is Real Housewives not Big Brother. Mary …
Snark and Highlights for The Real Housewives of Orange County 1/12/2022 Max is such an incredible young lady….it is obvious how proud Heather is of her and how much they love each other. When Noella said her ex-husband is in Mykonos, I immediately thought she said Mypos, home of Balki Bartokomous. I agree, I would …
Vanderpump Rules Snark and Highlights for 1/11/2022 Why doesn’t James just uninvite Brock if he is that angry with him? Wait, so why is Raquel mad at Scheana and not responding to her texts? Lala was being a bit judgy, but she is right, this photoshoot could have been done just as well on an …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 1/9/2022 Are the Salt Lake City husbands trying to compete with the New Jersey husbands with this golf game? They need to do an Ultimate Guys trip with these guys, the NJ guys, MAURICIO, the Potomac men….it would be like one epic event. I …
ICYMI: The Real Housewives of Orange County Snark and Highlights for 1/5/2022 It’s not a threat, it is a promise seems to be a theme with the Real Housewives. A pinky swear? REALLY? Are these women five? Shannon looks like she is trying really hard not to laugh during her apology to Terry. The food …
Vanderpump Rules Snark and Highlights from 1/4/2022 Lala claims becoming a mom turned her off blow jobs, or blowies, as she calls them. Way more than I needed to know, but I wonder does this mean BJs for PJs is no more? Stassi sighting! They showed a clip from her at an event during a …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 1/2/2022 Lisa, if you don’t like how your cleaning lady is doing your toilets, hire someone else! What is the point of having a cleaning lady if you have to redo her work? Heather giving her business partner a car is incredible. If that …
Vanderpump Rules Snark and Highlights for 12/28/2021 Raquel’s sister Kate seems so sweet and so supportive of James’s sobriety. That is exactly what he needs now. I understand why James doesn’t want Raquel having a trashy bachelorette party. However, he did come off as controlling. I can see why Kate is now seeing red flags. …
The Real Housewives of Orange County Highlights and Snark for 12/22/2021 I got pregnant twice drinking this…..not really the best way to sell a drink. I completely forgot about the disastrous dinner party already….didn’t it happen two weeks ago? I am surprised it is being brought up again. There’s tears on my tits. They will …
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12 Trailer Released “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” premieres on Tuesday, February 1 at 8pm ET/PT. Returning for season 12 are Housewives: Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Margaret Josephs, Dolores Catania, Jackie Goldschneider, and Jennifer Aydin. The ladies are joined by new friend Traci Johnson. Coming Up This Season: After years of weathering the storm, Teresa is finally getting her …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 12/19/2021 I have to say, Brooks has such incredible talent. Jennie and Meredith including Teddy the Dog into their sister wife conversation was hilarious. All the women getting together to give Jennie a sexy makeover has to be one of the funniest moments of …
The Real Housewives of Orange County Snark and Highlights for 12/15/2021 Six vials of fillers in her face? I know nothing about plastic surgery, but how does that work? Is that considered a lot or too much? Gina’s boyfriend seems more interested in his food than anything she is saying. Then again, she is complaining …
Vanderpump Rules Snark and Highlights for 12/14/2021 James and Raquel making cupcakes together is GOALS…..because cupcakes. I swear there was a blink and you miss it Jax sighting at the bar. The bartender reminded me of him so much. UPDATE: It was not him, just another dude with dark hair and a similar build. I …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 12/12/2021 The husbands look bored AF listening to their wives talk about the drama with Mary. At least Heather’s daughter seems kind of interested in the gossip. I would hire both a private investigator and file a police report if I was getting messages …
Vanderpump Rules Highlights and Snark for 12/7/2021 You have to be out of your damn mind to do an ice bath….and I don’t know how it is supposed to solve any kind of problem. Young Brock is adorable….although I had no idea he grew up on a dairy farm. Rose Nylund would be so thrilled. …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Highlights and Snark for 12/5/2021 My heart breaks for Cameron and how he felt duped by Mary and her church. I understand that Meredith’s point about Mary, but why would she think Lisa would lie? Mary got REALLY defensive when Lisa questioned her church and things Jen said …
The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 16 Premiere: Snark and Highlights It is nice to see such a sweet update on Heather’s life. Heather seems proud of her kids, but still okay with calling them out on their BS. Uh….maybe Gina should just stick to using Uber or car services? This Pilates class with …
Vanderpump Rules Snark and Highlights for 11/30/2021 Sanctimonival for the name of the bar? I can barely spell it, let alone pronounce it, but good on Lala for being snarky. I think it is so sweet that the Toms want to make mocktails and include James in the process. Why do I think Sandoval is …
The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6 Reunion Part 4 Snark and Highlights I am STOKED AF to hear my girl Nicki Minaj question the ladies of Potomac. WOW, less than five minutes in, and Nicki is calling EVERYONE out on their BS from this season. Robyn may have thought her invite was tongue and …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights for 11/21/2021 Why is Lisa crying so much over this Jen drama? Also, why does everyone think she is with another man? Why would you spell ‘because’ bcuz? I KNEW Meredith had someone looking into Jen! She is a mother bear protecting her cubs. Jennie …
The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part 3 Highlights and Snark for 11/21/2021 Wendy bringing out the receipts on what Robyn said via text is exactly what I would do…not going to lie. No way, she has the phone records too? Damn, girl! I completely understand how Robyn feels regarding her depression. I am so …
Vanderpump Rules Highlights and Snark for 11/16/2021 James giving Lala baby Uggs for Ocean was so cute. I like how Lala and James are at a place in their relationship where they can get along and still call each other out when needed. I am not happy with how James talks to Raquel, but it …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights from 11/14/2021 So Jen is officially on the run from the cops and the women are wondering WTF is happening. There is something so hilarious about them going from calling their husbands for information/to fill them in to stealing Jen’s mint Milano cookies. To be …
The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6 Reunion Part 2 Highlights and Snark There is nothing like a reunion episode opening with fighting….and Andy trying to control everything. I love how Ashley said karma got her because now she has saggy titties. Andy is right, they are trying to give Candiace big sister advice, but …
The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 16 Trailer The Real Housewives of Orange County” returns for season 16 with a supersized premiere on Wednesday, December 1 from 9 – 10:15 pm ET/PT on Bravo. After a five-year hiatus, Heather Dubrow makes her return to the franchise joining veteran Housewives Shannon Storms Beador, Gina Kirschenheiter and Emily Simpson. The ladies are introduced …
Vanderpump Rules Highlights and Snark for 11/9/2021 I don’t know what coffee shop Charli and Ariana are at, but those beignets look LEGIT. The guy time on this show looks fun, but doesn’t hold a candle to the RHONJ husbands spending time together. I am loving seeing Charli grow into her own woman. I am …
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Highlights and Snark Whitney and Justin on the pole together was hilarious….but if I attempted that, I would have knocked myself, or my man out. For someone that lives on fast food and claims not to exercise, Lisa is built AF. Mary continues to confuse me. She seems …
The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part One Opinions and Highlights Anita Baker giving Candiace a shoutout about her album drop is incredible. All this pink makes the reunion look like an audition for a Pepto Bismol commerical. Nicki Minaj showing up would have make this reunion one for the books. Are we still …
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap for the Season 11 Reunion Part 4 Tonight is the conclusion of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion on Bravo. The episode opens with Erika going off on Crystal and Andy over not being angry enough at Tom. Andy calls her out on it, but …