The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 4/4/2023
-Lexi’s son is soooo cute. I wish we saw more of her and her family.
-Paul is right, Frank needs to learn boundaries when it comes to his relationship with Dolores.
-I hope Jen and Dolores work things out and become friends again.
-Rachel seems like the sweetest, most hands-on mom ever.
-Dolores and Jen seem like they can get along as coworkers, but the friendship’s run its course.
-I just realized we went through half the episode before we even saw Teresa.
-I have no idea what Danielle is complaining about…..and I thought Jackie brought up the brother drama, not Rachel.
-What in the world is a Turkish Coffee Reader? I’m genuinely curious and would love to check one out.
-I don’t know how throwing a party together means there is a truce, but what do I know?
-No, Jackie, you do NOT get to question about someone’s relationship with a sibling. It is none of your business.
-Not for nothing, it is kind of crappy of Dolores and Jen to announce they are bridesmaids in front of Melissa, who was clearly hurt about not being a bridesmaid.
-Wait, so Dina and Teresa are no longer talking because the guys had a falling out over business? How come this hasn’t been addressed until now?
-A trip to Ireland sounds amazing….and gorgeous!
-I actually wonder if Dolores will be engaged by the time the season is over or if she and Paulie will just be happy without getting married.
-In three months or three years something significant will happen. WOW. That is so…..predictable. Something significant can happen at any time, Captain Obvious.
-I love how Margaret thinks this whole thing is BS due to this lady mentioning her falling out with Laura.
-Your husband loves you! Seriously, what the fuck kind of readings are these?
-You know who’s endorsing you? Charmin. Because you have 16 bathrooms and you are full of shit….this just sent me……
-This woman either watched a few episodes before this was filmed or read stuff on social media….this is so predictable.
-More next week, stay tuned!