The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Snark and Highlights for 6/22/2022

• We are way past champagne….time for something stronger! Bring the tequila.
• It is interesting to hear how the ladies who are divorced get along with their ex-husbands. It is nice to see they get along.
• Not agreeing with Erika, but she does bring up an interesting point about how a doctor’s wife would not get blamed if he did something problematic.
• Sutton and Erika getting along…..how long will this last?
• The moment with Lisa reflecting and talking to Lois was such a sweet moment.
• Sutton being a vegetarian who eats bacon reminds me of Penny on The Big Bang Theory saying she was a vegetarian who LOVES steak.
• Now it seems like Sutton and Crystal are hashing things out too? Will this one last?
• Erika being on meds and drinking like this is…..worrisome.
• Sutton comparing Erika to mud pie melting on a plate made me laugh so hard….even though it was kind of rude.
• This boat ride is more or less the girls doing their own thing in their smaller groups.
• Chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, salad for lunch, protein for dinner and a Gilligan’s Island reference….drunk Erika is quite fun.
• Why is Crystal grinding on Garcelle as she removes her cover up?
• It is a good think Denise is not on this trip because they are talking about THREESOMES!
• Of course they are singing Erika’s music….although it is catchy.
• Diana stepped on a jellyfish, so now Erika wants someone to pee on her? I don’t get it.
• Did Erika sleep through the entire second half of the trip?
• How did she ruin the sofa with her makeup?
• Xanax and alcohol don’t mix. Thank you, Captain Obvious!
• Three margaritas, three espressos and Xanax….that seems like a BAAAADDDD ideas.
• Sutton calling Garcelle Can Opener because she opens….cans of worms?….is hysterical.
• I am floored that Lisa reached out to Denise. I am not surprised that Garcelle texted her and Denise was like WHEN?
• Wait…some dude pulled his pants down and swung his junk on the boat? WTF?
• Seeing Erika and Sutton bond over Sutton’s date is kind of cute. I hope they can patch things up, but based on Sutton’s confessionals. I doubt it.
• This trip…..was actually one of the less problematic trips we have seen on the franchise.
• Get over the damn bacon thing already. Sometimes people who avoid meat sometimes eat it….maybe she likes it as a treat, jeez.
• Okay, meanie pants is my new favorite insult. It was rude for Diana to tell Sutton she couldn’t sit with her and to sit in her original seat.
• More next week, stay tuned.

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