The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Highlights and Snark for Girl(Friend) Interrupted

• So far, it seems like it is Melissa and Kyle vs. LuAnn and Cynthia.
• Kenya didn’t just serve herself macaroni and cheese, but MACARONI AND G-DAMN CHEESE.
• I agree, it was rude of Kenya to serve herself without waiting for the other ladies, especially when she kept them waiting for an hour.
• Kenya’s outfit is gorgeous.

• Wait, how is Kenya’s court case on YouTube? Is that even legal?
• Kyle and Cynthia need to let these things go.
• Ramona is being very….Ramona about the sex talk, just saying.
• Also, WTF kind of bachelorette party was this.
• I didn’t think Michael was married…..I thought there was a love connection between him and LuAnn.
• John’s dog seems like the most chill person on this trip.
• An astrologer? Doesn’t Kyle know by now that this always leads to disaster?
• I would, however, do the spa day.
• Cynthia was right to call Kenya out and really deserved an apology.
• Kyle and Melissa debating on how to say water is so relatable. As a NY girl, I get made fun of how to say it in PA.
• It is not cool of Ramona to make fun of how long Kenya was married.
• Are Teresa and Melissa still arguing over how Melissa got on the show? REALLY? This was, what, ten years ago? Let it go already!
• Third World Three is the new ingrediences and cum-in.
• Wait, are they wearing underwear as masks? I am confused AF.
• I would love a massage like this….even if it means being wrapped like a baked potato.
• LuAnn losing her foil would be exactly what would happen to me/
• I am on the fence about being compared to Cruella being an insult. The character is evil, but Emma Stone looked gorgeous in the movie.
• Did the astrologer call Kyle a man? Why? I am so confused.
• The astrologer reminds me of Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.
• Kenya is supposed to be a shaman and heir to a throne with people trying to killer.
• I can be a son of a bitch, not a son of a king.
• I agree, it sounds very lifetime movie.
• The only royalty in the room is the Countess and Miss USA.
• The whole astrologer scene seemed like a game of MASH.
• Ramona makes drinks like me….just pour and mix!

More coming soon, stay tuned.

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