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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Snark and Highlights from 11/14/2021

So Jen is officially on the run from the cops and the women are wondering WTF is happening.
There is something so hilarious about them going from calling their husbands for information/to fill them in to stealing Jen’s mint Milano cookies. To be fair, if you were to leave Milano cookies behind, I would steal them too.
Didn’t Jen say she was at Beauty Lab herself? Maybe her phone was tapped.
Heather, CSI is not the same thing as what is happening now.
What exactly does Meredith know and why would she turn Jen in?
Lisa is to Jen what Sutton is to Erika right now.
Whitney announces Jen and Stu got arrested….Lisa gets hysterical while Jennie sits there drinking and everyone freaks out.
Jennie is the voice of reason saying there is no reason to freak out.
These dudes are armed like nobody’s business. Is that normal?
Meredith’s reaction about the arrest is not at all surprising. I think she suspected stuff but never said anything because she had no proof.
I learned from watching Ozark there are a couple of ways to launder money…..again, that is not real life!
Whitney had a sugar daddy? Why would she think Jen had one if she was a (seemingly) happily married woman?
I want to be in the lounge with a bottle of Vida too, Lisa.
How did they go from using CSI and Ozark as examples in Jen’s case to quoting the Bible?
I don’t think Whitney knows about what Jen does, per say, I think she knows what Jen tells her and is using that to figure things out.
Greeting someone while you are in the bathtub is creepy AF.
I still want to know who was on the other end of the line. My guess is Stu used his one phone call…the KING OF ALL PHONE CALLS to warn her?
So Mary thought her husband was lying until the arrest was on the news?
Mary and Meredith both had inklings Jen was up to no good, but couldn’t prove it….but now feel validated? Am I reading into that correctly?
Also, why would you go on a FREAKING REALITY SHOW if you are doing illegal activities? Especially since this investigation supposedly began before the show started.
Heather figuring out how to escape if the authorities come to the house is oddly cute.
Why do these women expect their husbands to know what is happening?
Also, it goes without saying that it is completely effed up that Jen lied about her husband having internal breathing.
Mary, if you don’t like the ladies, WHY DID YOU GO ON THE TRIP?
Wait….did Jen steal from Meredith’s store now too? Whose name is being bleeped out?
What is the big deal if Jen pays in cash at Louis Vuitton? Why is that cause to be red flagged?
WHAT DOES LISA KNOW?!?!?!?!