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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season Two Premiere Highlights!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season Two Premiere Highlights!

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season Two Premiere Highlights!

Here are the highlights for the season two premiere of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

  • Is Jen going to run away from the cops after getting that phone call and asking Whitney to un-mic her?
  • JEN is the one who said she was at the Beauty Bar!
  • Tagline question: How can Mary send Jesus after us?
  • Also, these taglines are weak this season, NGL!
  • I still don’t get why Jen needs so many assistants.
  • Jen has an entire room as a closet? Color me jealous.
  • I am not all surprised Coach wanted to leave Jen.
  • Girl, you know I will go to jail for you….I have never been to jail before….oh, honey…..if you only knew.
  • These ladies have gorgeous houses, but how can you have fur babies? Mine are my life, but cleaning up after them is a bitch sometimes.
  • Heather reminds me of my Aunt Debbie….which is a good thing because she is my favorite aunt.
  • I didn’t realize Heather’s daughter was old enough to go to college.
  • I never knew Whitney’s stepkids were close to her age.
  • That shot-ski thing scares me…I would waste so much booze by spilling it on myself.
  • I want to make my money without doing this…::pantomimes blow job:: alllll righty then!
  • Whitney should have just called Uber Eats and have a new cake delivered after dropping it twice.
  • I was talking to my mannequins, so I decided to get a podcast…because that is a reason to get a podcast?
  • Mary’s podcast is actually quite interesting. I want to hear more.
  • Jennie seems like she is going to be an awesome addition to the cast.
  • Jen’s aunt seems so adorable.
  • I am with Heather when it comes to ordering food, no splitting a side salad here!
  • My heart breaks for Meredith losing her dad.
  • Why does Heather want to be friends with Jen after the way she treated her? With friends like that, who needs enemies?
  • My vagine is platinum on ice, baby….didn’t Corrine have this line on The Bachelor?
  • Jesus loves us, God is the judge of us and church is an open door….I love this!
  • I thought all this choosing between friends ended in high school.
  • The men just look outside at the view to get away from the drama….makes sense.
  • The tribute to Meredith’s dad was beautiful.

 

This season is going to be EPIC!!! Stay tuned!

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