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THE BACHELORETTE 
RECAP FOR MAY 29, 2017
By Sammi


Hello and welcome to The Bachelorette on ABC. Tonight Rachel Lindsay will begin going on her dates, giving her a chance to get to know the guys. As always, there will be a lot of tears, drama and roses, so let’s get started. 


Group date 1: Dean, Jack, Jonathan, Blake, Fred, Iggy, Kenny, Brett and Lucas—the clue is I am looking for husband material. They have a BBQ and enjoy some food, drinks and good company. 

They also play a game of football and no, honey, that was not a touchdown. 

The guys are annoyed by Lucas aka Whaboom guy. Blake says he knows he is garbage and only there to be famous. Uh, pot, kettle, black? I happen to know of another certain contestant who was also on another reality show with Lucas, so yeah, who else is looking to be famous?

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis surprise everyone with an appearance. They are so cute together and I love how they began watching because of Jared. 

The cute couple have a ‘husband’ obstacle course, which includes changing diapers. They are that scared of changing diapers? REALLY? I change my goddaughter’s diapers quite a bit when I visit her and while it is not the most glamorous part of taking care of a baby, it is nothing to freak out about. I don’t even know what to say about the immaturity. 

Another thing that bothers me about this is the fact that it is assuming that these guys can do any of this. I mean, that is insulting to them and all of mankind. My brother does all this and while he and his wife don’t have any kids, he is able to run a  household, do basic chores and will be able to take care of kids when the time comes. The same  goes for my brother-in-law, my best friend’s husband (who happens to be the daddy of my goddaughter) and my best guy friend. Actually, most guys I know can handle all of this. I know this is all for drama, but it really pisses me off. 


Somehow Lucas wins and I have no clue what to say. He was actually pretty cute, if not a bit hyperactive. WHABOOM! 


The guys are not happy and want to get rid of Lucas. 

Afterward, Rachel spends one on one time with each guy. Lucas reads her a letter and continues to surprise her. 

She reconnects with Fred, who she remembers as the ‘bad kid’ when she was his camp counselor. 

Rachel admits she isn’t feeling a connection with any of the guys. 

Apparently, Blake lived with Lucas’s ex. This is how he knows Lucas isn’t there for the right reasons. This causes the two guys to get into a fight. 

Dean gets a kiss and this date is getting on my nerves. He also gets the rose. 


Date 2: Peter—the clue is I am looking for my best friend. He is excited about the date, but she warns him that is a 2-on-1 date—with her dog. Okay, this is cute. I’d probably bring one of my fur babies too. This is actually the best way to test out a relationship. If the dog (or cat) doesn’t like someone, then it is all over. 

Luckily, Peter and Copper hit it off right away. Of course, the date includes time at Bark Fest. It’s pretty sweet and cute. 

At dinner, they talk about their tooth gaps. As someone who has one and tried (and failed) to fix it, i now feel more confident with mine. 


They also discuss families, why he is single and past relationships. He of course gets a rose.She is a smitten kitten over him and has butterflies. 


Insert fireworks….literally.


Date 3: Will, Jamey, Diggy, Alex, Adam, Lee, Matt, Eric, Josiah and DeMario are on this date. The clue is Swish. 


This is a basketball date that features no other than Kareem Abdul Jabbar. It is a surreal experience for everyone, especially because it means that they get to shoot hoops with him.

After the game, a girl comes up to Rachel and claims that she is DeMario’s girlfriend. The girls talk and Rachel finds out this poor girl was ghosted by DeMario and a few days later, saw him on After The Final Rose. 

Rachel grabs DeMario and he is confronted by hi girlfriend Lexi. He claims she is a psycho ex but she claims he is a liar. However, she has the text messages to back it up. Needless to say, he is kicked out and sent home.


He claims this is nuts and that his character has been assassinated. 

Rachel is pissed and I love her for standing up for herself and refusing to be disrespected. She tells the guys what happened with DeMario and she tells them that if they aren’t here for the right reasons, they can leave. 

Everyone is upset and shocked over this.

They still go through with the after party, but it seems like there is a damper on the mood.

She spends time with each guy and finally gives a rose to Josiah. 

Cocktail party time! DeMario tries to return, but the security guards tell him to wait while they get her and Chris Harrison.

Andddddddddd……we will find out more next week!

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