Big Brother 15 Updates: 'Twas The Night Before Nominations Aired 7:30am BBT Sunday 7-14-13
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A PARODY! THEY ARE ONLY SLEEPING AND I AM BORED.
'Twas the night before the nominations aired, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. All the remaining houseguests were snug in their beds, While dreams of winning big money danced in their heads.
The Have Nots were hungry, but only had slop, While others wondered who knew how to use a mop. There was tension in the air for those on the block, Elissa got MVP again, because fans say she rocks!
While GinaMarie wonders and dreams about Nick, Others wonder who the veto power holding Kaitlyn will pick. Aaryn is worried, wondering if she will stay, Not knowing that when she is home, there is no job in the day.
Helen is HoH and tries to do what is best, For herself, her alliance, to heck with the rest! The future is uncertain in the house for three, Everyone hoping they get a key.
People are hoping that they can expose the liars, Not knowing for some, the situation at home is dire. When all of a sudden Julie Chen will appear, Saying on Thursday, one will disappear.
Her spirit is joyous, yet she tells it like it is… After all, it is how you make it in the biz. On houseguests! On drama! On alliances being formed!
On betrayal and hurt and America not being bored!
Her message delivered, she vanished from sight, But we heard her express her feelings outside in the night. America will see you try to win that dough, Happy nominations to all, and to all a good show!