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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Snark and Highlights for 3/1/2022

What happened to you….question mark. Talk to text sounds hilarious sometimes.
It was kind of rude of Teresa to leave Jennifer hanging like that. Especially since she was supposed to be hosting a party and now Jennifer has to pick up the slack.
United huff out sounds like a good plan on some days.
There are more pineapples on this show that on Psych these days.
I’m in a doctor’s house, I want the good stuff. Me too, Joey, me too.
Just so we are clear…Teresa left in a huff…..right? They only said it a million times in less than ten minutes.
Lobster, hot dogs, burgers, booze…..so many delightful goodies at this party. I would choose a lobster over a hot dog…or have both.
Teresa and Louie return and it is like nothing ever happened.
Why? Why? Why? Teresa sounds like a little kid wanting to know stuff.
I am glad Louie wants to answer Marge’s question, but Teresa is right, he doesn’t have to explain anything.
Two ears, one mouth, listen more. That is a lesson for the books. Thanks, Louie!
Wow, that escalated quickly. I never expected Melissa to go after Jennifer in her own home.
So now it is Teresa, Jennifer and Dolores vs. Jackie, Marge and Melissa.
Frankie, Louie and Bill just decided to get drunk and stay out of the drama.
Take a long walk off a short f**king pier. Nice third grade insult there, sparky!
Jeez, Jennifer, let the kids finish eating before you kick them out into the other room.
This sex confession game is a bit weird. I am no prude, but not for me.
The thought of Dolores’s mom throwing holy water on Frank cracks me the hell up.
Traci is the Jersey Barbie. Also, 8-inch heels? She is a girl after my own heart.
She has that evilness in her. The delivery of that line was so perfect.
Tiki Barber is just smiling and nodding and probably not paying a bit of attention to the fight.
More next week, stay tuned!