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The Real Housewives of Orange County Snark and Highlights for 1/19/2022

The swimsuit shopping trip looks like a lot of fun.
I feel like I am shopping with two Smurfs. I died laughing at that, mostly because I used to be called a Smurfette at my old job.
Calling Noella out for talking about others….pot, meet kettle!
I do like Noella, but that gift to Max was completely inappropriate. I also agree with Gina….having Heather read the cards was totally awkward.
Heather really went all out for this trip. Did she rent the entire resort for them? These rooms probably cost more than I make in a year.
These activities are incredible…..Heather was really generous to come up with so many fun ideas and plans for everyone.
So, Noella was the last one invited and the last one to leave for the trip? How did that work out? Unless the travel arrangements caused her to leave late.
This is definitely a filler episode, but it seems like the women are having a blast!
Did Noella even say hello to any of the ladies or did she just begin drinking on arrival? I can’t say I blame her, but still, it is kind of rude.
I am pretty sure Noella accepted the invitation from Heather out of spite, knowing full well it was a pity invite.
This is my first trip since losing my private plane. Yay to warm tequila….I was on Noella’s side, but now she is beginning to grate on my nerves.
Heather is right, it is just a tequila shot…..does anyone even notice the temperature when they do a shot?
I will be guiding you through your phone sex tonight….that escalated quickly.
Why is it such a big deal that Noella didn’t eat? As annoying as she is being, I don’t think food shaming her is the answer.
So it looks like Nicole is gone for good…..will we ever find out what happened?
The rest of this season looks like it will be better….I am getting excited about it now!