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ICYMI: The Real Housewives of Orange County Snark and Highlights for 1/5/2022

It’s not a threat, it is a promise seems to be a theme with the Real Housewives.
A pinky swear? REALLY? Are these women five?
Shannon looks like she is trying really hard not to laugh during her apology to Terry.
The food at Shane’s party looks so incredible.
It is a big cup kind of night is such a MOOD.
I like Noella, but I don’t see how Jen is all that bad? I can see why Noella wouldn’t like being tagged in a photo, but 1. it wasn’t even a photo of her and 2. it could have been an error. Noella could have just texted her and talked to her about it instead of reporting it to Instagram.
How is Jen being thirsty? She is promoting her business on her page like ANYONE WITH A BUSINESS WOULD DO!
I don’t understand the lemon thing either.
Ew, did Shannon pick up a piece of food with her bare hands and then put it back on the serving plate? First of all, GROSS….secondly, this is a pandemic!
Heather talking about an event that Shannon is not invited to IN FRONT OF SHANNON is just plain rude.
I find it hard to believe that these girls never heard of Dean Martin, The Rat Pack or Frank Sinatra.
My future dream house needs a waterfall.
Anyone who comes to my house with a suitcase full of cheese is okay in my book.
I think Noella whispering is her way of trying to calm herself down.
Divorce papers with flowers? That is CRUEL AF.
Gina is being a good friend to Noella’s face, but I hope she isn’t going to blab everything to Jen.