AN EVIL BRODY CHRISTMAS
Chronicles of Evil Brody – An Evil Brody Christmas
It's now Christmas morning and I rise from my bed Eager to see the evil presents Santa brought from his sled
Will it be a contraption for torture or a vile filled with disease
Either I admit would I would use with great ease.
Any present I receive must surely be bad
A great gift from Santa to help destroy dad.
A super strong death ray would be oh so nice
To use to make Dad pay the ultimate price
Destroying my dad is not all I must do.
I have a great big old world to takeover too.
Oh Santa great man I've been evil all year
So don't I deserve a tank I can steer?
If a tank it too big to fit on your sled.
A Guillotine would be nice to take off a head
And A WMD would also be swell
I would send all my enemies directly to hell
Try not worry my goals don't all lead to destruction
I will weed out all fraud and corporate corruption
And when I rule the world true peace there will be
Jews, Muslims and Christians will all bow before me
And please don't you think your elf’s are forgotten.
I will give them Brody Pajama’s 100% Cotton.
The poor I will feed, and the sick I will heal
When my world domination plans start to be real
Oh Santa Saint Nick a Great Christmas I see
As my evil wrapped present lay beneath tree