CATCHING UP WITH THE PIONEERS
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You voted him the Biggest Contributor. Which gift should he get?
Thanks to everyone who voted in our Biggest Contributor poll! The results are in: General contractor and esteemed boylesque dancer Josh is Viewtopians' pick for most valuable Utopian. He deserves all the richly pigmented lacy underthings in the world. But that seems rather excessive; Utopia has plenty of costumes as it is. So... what else?
Vote for which one of your suggested gifts Josh should receive below:
A clambake. Josh has been yearning for seafood, specifically shellfish (not available in Lake Dung). You could send him all the fixings for a Utopia clambake -- lobsters, clams, shrimp, the works. This way, everyone can share in his good fortune. (They need some good news, right?)
A real bed. You'll rarely hear him complain about it, but Josh's six-foot-five frame is tired of snoozing on the floor. With more shut-eye, your Biggest Contributor could probably accomplish more work than ever.
A table saw. Some of you suspect Josh can speed up the pace of construction with this valuable commodity. Bonus: It'll look great with his shorty-shorts.
The Newtopians entering the compound Wednesday will help deliver Josh's gift.
You make the call. Vote now! The poll closes Tuesday at 6 A.M. (PT). http://www.utopiatv.com/news/detail/1992/help-decide-josh-s-reward-vote
UTOPIA: CATCHING UP WITH THE PIONEERS