BACHELOR IN PARADISE
RECAP FOR AUGUST 16, 2016
Hello and welcome to Bachelor In Paradise on ABC. Last night, Ashley I. arrived in paradise to continue to try and win Jared’s heart. Girlfriend, let it go. PLEASE.
These credits still make me laugh.
Ashley I. says she and Jared got to second base….because we are in high school. She promises to cry three times this season. She hopes to make things work because they are best friends and she wants more. Okay, I’ve been there and know how it feels.
She finds out about Caila and Jared and promptly begins to cry. Nobody is surprised at all. She hates Caila for lying about her feelings and going to paradise, but Caila said things just happened and she only decided to go a couple days before.
Daniel asks Ashley I. out and they talk about her virginity. My favorite quote: what happens when you put a Canadian and a virgin together, followed closely by other than being Canadian, what do you do?
They seem to hit it off, and he is turned on by her virginity.
Caila and Jared are also on a date, but there is nothing exciting happening there.
Amanda and Josh are still making out.
Jen from Ben’s season arrives and everyone fills her in on who everyone is dating. She decides on Nick and they spend the day on the beach.
Evan is rushed to the hospital and Carly is by his side. I have no clue what happened, but Carly is now seeing him in a whole new light.
I must have dozed or zoned out because now it is time to chat before the rose ceremony.
Ashley I is harping on the Jared thing and annoying Nick. I don’t care anymore about this drama. There will be more next week.